died by thong

Queer: I hate that I missed your birthday.

Artsy girl: Brad, you were at my 21st birthday party. You gave me that paint-it-yourself Menorah.

Queer (laughing): Oh yeah... Did you ever paint it? Do you still have it?

Artsy girl: Actually, it broke. Lee gave me these thongs as a present, and they somehow got all tangled up and it fell...

Queer: Wait... Are you telling me my Menorah died by thong?

--M Train