how to amuse yourself while unsettling everyone else around you
when cars stop for you at a zebra crossing, run up and pat their hoods to show your appreciation.
when the train pulls up to your stop, stand up and say, "well, that's me!" and step off with a matter-of-fact, "thank you, driver!"
say nothing when you answer the phone. they rang you. they can speak first.
- from how to worry friends and inconvenience people by leila johnson
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