Bushisms

I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.

- Sept. 2000, explaining his energy policies at a Michigan event.

They misunderestimated the compassion of our country. I think they misunderestimated the will and determination of the commander-in-chief, too.

- Sept. 26 '01, in Langley, Virginia, referring to the terrorists who carried out the Sept. 11 attacks.

There's no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind, that we will fail.

- Oct. 4 '01, in Washington, referring to a back-to-work plan after the terrorist attacks.

[musta been a premonition]

It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human cloning to come out of that chamber.

 Apr. 10 '02, at the White House, urging Senate passage of a broad ban on cloning.

[sounds like a horror movie]

I want to thank the dozens of welfare-to-work stories, the actual examples of people who made the firm and solemn commitment to work hard to embetter themselves.

 - Apr. 18 '02, at the White House.

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

- Aug. 5 '04, at the signing ceremony for a defense spending bill.

[oh. that must explain the recession and war on terrorism]

Too many good docs are getting out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country.

- Sept. 6 '04 at a rally in Poplar Bluff, Missouri.

[haha!]

We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job.

- Sept. 20 '05, in Gulfport, Mississippi.

It was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship. After all, 60 years we were at war 60 years ago we were at war.

- Jun. 29 '06, at the White House while meeting with Japanese PM Junichiro Koizumi.

These are big achievements for this country, and the people of Bulgaria ought to be proud of the achievements that they have achieved.

- Jun. 11 '07, in Sofia, Bulgaria.

This thaw- took a while to thaw, it's going to take a while to unthaw.

- Oct. 20 '08 in Alexandria, Louisiana, as he discussed the economy and frozen credit markets.

Thank you, Your Holiness. Awesome speech.

- Apr. 16 '08, at a ceremony welcoming Pope Benedict XVI to the White House.