Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Never lick a steak knife.
Never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.
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