now if i could tackle studying the way this big fat man is tackling this burger, i would be a bar topnotcher in no time

an ironic little picture to capture the u.s. recession

mother of the lord, what shoes are that

i know victoria beckham can wear some fucked-up shit 

but those shoes don't have a heel.

seriously

santogold

we think you're a joke

shove your hope where it don't shine

listen to this band. highlights: shove it, lights out

HUGE crush on michael cassidy. even in his o.c. days.

hurray for privileged!

battle of the traveling pant sisters

america ferrara v. blake lively

smackdown

This family has 17 kids. and the mom is pregnant again.

they're religious.

no offense, but this one picture is one huge defense in favor of the Reproductive Health Bill. Don't believe in condoms? neither do they!

hence, 17 kids.

whoops, 18.

hello, Philippines, at the 2.2% growth rate we have each year, we're going to run out of island space. 7,107 islands in low tide, 7,007 or something like that in high tide. where are the extra something million people going to go at that rapid rate? disappear into the sea and pop back at low tide? i don't think so.

condoms are not plastic abortions. neither are they "fun-killers".

try supporting 17 kids and an extra pregnancy. 

no wonder they now have their own reality show.

someone's got to pay the bills.

Nepal appoints 3 yr old as newest living goddess

KATMANDU, Nepal - Hindu and Buddhist priests chanted sacred hymns and cascaded flowers and grains of rice over a 3-year-old girl who was appointed a living goddess inNepal on Tuesday.

Wrapped in red silk and adorned with red flowers in her hair, Matani Shakya received approval from the priests and President Ram Baran Yadav in a centuries-old tradition with deep ties to Nepal's monarchy, which was abolished in May.

The new "kumari" or living goddess, was carried from her parents' home to an ancient palatial temple in the heart of the Nepali capital, Katmandu, where she will live until she reaches puberty and loses her divine status.

She will be worshipped by Hindus and Buddhists as an incarnation of the powerful Hindu deity Taleju.

A panel of judges conducted a series of ancient ceremonies to select the goddess from several 2- to 4-year-old girls who are all members of the impoverished Shakya goldsmith caste.

The judges read the candidates' horoscopes and check each one for physical imperfections. The living goddess must have perfect hair, eyes, teeth and skin with no scars, and should not be afraid of the dark.

As a final test, the living goddess must spend a night alone in a room among the heads of ritually slaughtered goats and buffaloes without showing fear.

Having passed all the tests, the child will stay in almost complete isolation at the temple, and will be allowed to return to her family only at the onset of menstruation when a new goddess will be named to replace her.

"I feel a bit sad, but since my child has become a living goddess I feel proud," said her father Pratap Man Shakya.

During her time as a goddess, she will always wear red, pin up her hair in topknots, and have a "third eye" painted on her forehead.

Devotees touch the girls' feet with their foreheads, the highest sign of respect among Hindus in Nepal. During religious festivals the goddesses are wheeled around on a chariot pulled by devotees.

Critics say the tradition violates both international and Nepalese laws on child rights. The girls often struggle to readjust to normal lives after they return home.

Nepalese folklore holds that men who marry a former kumari will die young, and so many girls remain unmarried and face a life of hardship.

just have to let it out of my system

motherfucker &*($%^*&)((*%$%#%^ shitness %^&#$% hate crim &*($^%$#%^^()(*(()$##$%&*^#$%^#%^ pota ^&*%$@$#$^&*(&*)%$%#$#^*&()()*&^$#$%^* lord, why ME??? why have you forsaken me?? &(**%^%&#%$#@#$^&*()^%$#%^& magkano bayad ng janitress? ()%^&&$%#$#%$^&^*%^$%#%^&*%^ what have i done to deserve this? T&*^&%$^#$%#^&($ crim, i shall see you again U()&^^$&($ motherfuckin destierro, reclusion perpetua, probation, parole, i feel like robbery homicide with an accessory of serious physical assault.

death...

... is really just criminal law finals under justice peralta.

or filed under the case:

World v. Luz

snowflakes

hahaha

i promise i'm not going to stress eat for finals

this is why it's no longer the 1950s

if i had legs like these, i'd quit law school to become a model. or a waitress. bigs tips for those legs.