but for the grace...

the disappointment artist

there are times you dream that things go exactly quite the way you planned.

and damned if it doesn't do that.

some strange prose

Clarissa's life hung in the balance, like an unreconciled bank statement.

shoot, i'm starving for vegetables. i have no idea why.

Burning Giant Waste Man

i wonder if it was environmentally friendly to burn all that trash. or safe. what if an arm fell off and burnedthe people standing there. creepy. musta been cool to watch. or should i say, "hot", heh-heh. sigh. my sense of humor deteriorates when my health is gone.

whoa, dakota fanning! i'm getting old!

kinda looking forward to watching their movie. kristen stewart looks exactly like joan jett!

want to pee in this cup?

i feel like i'm the rabbit chasing time

my current state of mind

the axe effect

nummy!

Pretty girl: So are the fries here good?

Foreign cashier: Yes, de fries here--they are like your eyes. They are very beautiful. You will not forget de taste.

Pretty girl: Oh, thank you...

Foreign cashier: Yes, you eat de fries, I eat your eyes. Yes!

--Burger Joint, The Village

lawyer jokes

some people's lives

craving a big bowl of peaches and cream right now

Jesus, I love this font.

haha, punny.

i'm being lame.