Monday, August 18, 2008

i think there's something very sad about me...



that i'm crushing on a 19year old Disney kid who is too styled for his own good. the irony of it all!
seriously, joe jonas. just say the word. i'm totally regretting not accepting your fake invite on facebook (even if i knew it was by some random boy who used your name to get with girls).

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Friday, August 15, 2008

whoa, nelly!


nelly as p. diddy's new underwear model.
There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.

- Friedrich Nietzsche

Thursday, August 14, 2008

my favorite McDonald's ad


live action


medieval facebook with a modern twist


Michael Phelps eats 12,000 calories per day

After he retires from swimming, Michael Phelps might want to try his hand at competitive eating. The Olympic star recently said he consumes 12,000 calories per day, or 9,500 more than the FDA recommends for an active, young male.

Phelps has to keep his intake up in order to compensate for all the calories he burns during the 30-hours per week he spends in training. He told NBC that an average day might have the following menu:

Breakfast: 3 fried egg sandwiches, 2 cups coffee, 5-egg omlette, bowl of grits, 3 pieces of french toast, 3 chocolate chip pancakes
Lunch: 1 pound pasta, 2 ham and cheese sandwiches, energy drink (1,000 calorie)
Dinner: 1 pound pasta, 1 large pizza, energy drink (1,000 calorie)
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i want to be michael phelps! fried egg sandwiches galoreness.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008