the axe effect

nummy!

Pretty girl: So are the fries here good?

Foreign cashier: Yes, de fries here--they are like your eyes. They are very beautiful. You will not forget de taste.

Pretty girl: Oh, thank you...

Foreign cashier: Yes, you eat de fries, I eat your eyes. Yes!

--Burger Joint, The Village

lawyer jokes

some people's lives

craving a big bowl of peaches and cream right now

Jesus, I love this font.

haha, punny.

i'm being lame.