batman needs personal time

iMaxi with wings for the iPad

did u watch the madtv iPad skit?

only chuck bass could wear effed-up color combinations and still look goood

except this weird lakers themed outfit.

monch, this one's for you

turtle in a half-shell!

torqued figure skating faces

surprise cross country proposal

of a damn cute couple. they look really good together.

the wind is doing some "the happening" shit outside

i'm a tiny girl who wants a giant car

like a Jeep.

but i'll settle for this batman lamborghini.

one please!

postsecret of the week

because twilight jokes are funny.

coz everyone needs a sausage briefcase

that is effin' weird. and gross-lookin.

... so. i think this icelandic house scares me.

book covers that are funnnneeeee!

i almost cried...

at this olympics commercial. and this one.

Crawl

chris brown's crawl song and music video (watta dance!) almost make me forget he's a woman-beater.

ALMOST.

that's ginny weasley

that's ginny weasley.

no, really, THAT's ginny weasley.

THAT'S ginny weasley???

i think you get my point.

when smiling with your eyes just makes u look slightly constipated and alien

enough already!

barbie's new career as a computer engineer

still kinda looks like a ditz to me. i don't think i'd want her to fix my hardware systems. (somewhere deep inside, there's a dirty joke for guys. don't fall for it!)

verdict = FAIL

cookie jar!

my sister mentioned me giving up cookies

...

NEVAH!!

rah rah romama!

i'm currently mad at the world so i'm hoping baby pics will make me laugh

it's semi-working. she reminds me of cindy lou who. sooo cute. today's mean heart is semi-meltin.

woke up in the wrong side of bed

but only from certain people.

the best photos i've ever taken

moneygami by won park

i have friends like these.. but i better be this friend for youuuuu, toooooo!

advice

guy cardis are mostly gay

... except on chris pine. jump him!

haha, fatty love

"I saw someone bigger than me on THAT flight! But I wasn't about to throw a fellow Fatty under the plane as I'm being profiled. But he & I made eye contact, & he was like 'Please don't tell...'"

– Kevin Smith, after being kicked off a Southwest Air flight for being too fat, on Twitter

gifts

there are very, very few things in life that can top the feeling of wanting something so badly and slowly working your way to getting it...
then getting it as a gift from a special person, with no clue or inkling that you were going to receive it from them...

i got my fisheye lomo! after whining about it for so long.

best gift ever.

thanks =)

her face

20-something woman on phone: I need to slap that bitch. I don't care she pregnant, her face ain't pregnant.

--Staten Island Ferry

saywhat?

Words on Feeling Safe by George Elliot

Oh the comfort of feeling safe
with a person;
having neither to weigh thoughts,
nor measure words,
but to pour them all out
just as chaff and grain together,
knowing that a faithful handwill take and sift them,
keeping what is worth keeping
and with a breath of kindness,
blow the rest away.

old zombies

the middle one just went for it!

coz i laughed out loud and i just couldn't help it

old spice commercials rock here.

and the continuation.

trying today!