Friday, November 28, 2008

Super Obama World -- basically like marios bros! cooooL!

Political junkies already have the Obama soundtrack, the Obamacommemorative plate and Obama condoms. Now, for those of you who want to relive the excitement of the whirlwind 2008 presidential election campaign, there's Super Obama World.

The free online video game, created by the Madison, Wisc.-based three-person software company Zensoft, is based on the '90s Nintendo classic Super Mario World; Obama must battle his way across a pixilated Alaska, fighting through various snow-covered levels before facing off against Big Boss Sarah Palin (If you were hoping to fight John McCain, there's always candidate kung-fu).

The gameplay is a fond throwback to Super Mario and his 16-bit adventures; Obama collects American flag lapel pins while fending off lipstick-wearing pigs, lobbyists and out-of-control racks of Sarah Palin's wardrobe (knocking one over is worth 150,000 points. Ba-dum), all the while maintaining his trademark grin and superhuman cool. Watch out for that bridge to nowhere, though — and those piles of burning books at the Wasilla library.

Zensoft is planning future levels of the game that will take Super Obama to Illinois and of course, the White House. Meanwhile, there hasn't been such a fun way to waste time at work since Sodo

wapak

Cop #1: Sir, you need to move along.
Insane hobo: I didn't touch anyone, goddammit! I didn't do nuthin! I don't touch!
Cop #2: Just get the hell outta here.
Cop #1: Please just move along.
Hobo: I didn't do nuthin, goddammit!
Cop #2 to cop #1: Can I pistol whip him?

--Atlantic Avenue Station, Brooklyn

Thursday, November 27, 2008

sign of the times

twilight review

okay, i admit i watched twilight last night... but before and after, i studied! gj me.

well.
there were parts when miki and i couldn't stop laughing. robert pattinson? not a good actor. so cute but so bad. has potential though. when it came to the sad, tormented, martyred, "cry me a river" parts, he was sooooo bad. when it came to the lighthearted, "yay! she knows i'm a vampire!" parts, he was great. probably coz he was just acting a little like himself. (you should watch him in interviews with kristen stewart. the two of them alternate between deep, un-hollywood like, stoner modes. it's very "wtf are they saying?" but in a really funny way). 
he does a lot of sighing when he's feeling tortured and he hasn't quite mastered the looks that edward cullen is supposed to give. but goodness, he is gorgeous, even the parts when his lips are soo red and his face is so white (in a really bad, i-don't-think-their-makeup-budget-was-so-big way).

kristen stewart, on the other hand... at the age of eighteen? if she can act that well, she's bound to get an oscar soon. she was fantastic. like, wow! always true to form, exactly like bella. she may not be conventionally pretty, but then she'd turn beautiful when you didn't expect it. good call!

for the rest of the cast, i have to admit, they were great. jessica was exactly like the book, mike was funny. eric, you could murder and no one could miss, he was annoying. 

as for the vampires. be still my heart! rosalie was kind of a mismatch. she's supposed to be really tall and gorgeous but then you get nikki reed who so obviously looks like a dyed blonde and is petite and curvy. at first, emmett's face looked like something you smashed in with a blunt fist (not to mention he's the dumb jock from 90210) but he wasn't bad. pretty good, in fact. jasper was arguably good, arguably bad, depending on who you spoke to. he always looked like a robot in pain, which sounds like an oxymoron but he was pretty good at doing it. i thought he was great and he has potential for the books where he does more things. alice was right on the money, voice, face, everything. esme is the married woman alex from grey's anatomy liked so it didn't seem like she was a great match, but she was really warm and motherly. for some reason, she didn't look too vampirey. 

and carlisle! WOW. not to be crass but that's a dilf, if you've ever seen one. at first he looked like a ken doll. but then, he started looking hotter and hotter. he was pretty good, too.

oh and jacob black was one hot indian. he was a colgate commercial, too! blinding white teeth. charlie was pretty spot on. james? a little gross looking but cam gigandet during the premieres was a sizzle. victoria was perfect and weird. and laurent needs his own movie, he has the exotic black dreads dude all perfected.

one friend said it was just "meh" which i understand. if you didn't get the directing and everything, you probably won't appreciate it for it's critical value. i have to admit, i liked the directing, except some parts were just off and they seemed like commercial breaks (like the part where victims were dying. it just seemed weird.). the cinematography was different, a little indie and handholdy camera effect. when it came to the present, it was great; the flashbacks were a little weird and kind of "are you afraid of the dark?" like. the scenery was perfect, but there were moments when you kind of felt like the studio didn't give them enough budget.

special effects and make-up coulda been better. but the fight scenes were pretty good.

the voiceover by bella? genius. it was like the book, with her narrating it.

don't forget to catch stephenie meyer's cameo as a diner patron.

and don't miss the ending credits. it was good!!!!!! at times better than the movie. haha.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Palin Conducts TV Interview While Turkey is Slaughtered

Alaska Governor Sarah Palin officially pardoned a turkey for Thanksgiving at a farm in Wasilla, Alaska on Thursday, then conducted a television interview as another bird was clearly seen being slaughtered in the background.

As the former Republican vice presidential nominee spoke with a KTUU-TV reporter about returning to work in Alaska, just a few feet behind her a Triple D Farms worker is seen feeding a turkey into a grinder, periodically turning around to watch the on-going interview.

Click to watch the Palin interview (Warning: Content may be disturbing to some)

Palin, who called the pardoning experience "neat" was reportedly told by the station videographer what was going on behind her, but allowed the interview to continue.

Pardoning a turkey is tradition for governors in the days leading up to Thanksgiving, following a White House custom that began in 1947.

Hey Delilah

Hey there Delilah,  What’s it like in New York City?  I’m a thousand miles away,  But girl tonight you look so pretty,  Yes you do,  Time Square can’t shine as bright as you,  I swear it’s true.   Hey there Delilah,  Don’t you worry about the distance,  I’m right there if you get lonely,  Give this song another listen,  Close your eyes,  Listen to my voice it’s my disguise,  I’m by your side.   Oh it’s what you do to me,  Oh it’s what you do to me,  Oh it’s what you do to me,  Oh it’s what you do to me,  What you do to me.   Hey there Delilah,  I know times are getting hard,  But just believe me girl some day,  I'll pay the bills with this guitar,  We'll have it good,  We'll have the life we knew we would,  My word is good.   Hey there Delilah,  I’ve got so much left to say,  If every simple song I wrote to you,  Would take your breath away,  I’d write it all,  Even more in love with me you’d fall,  We’d have it all.   A thousand miles seems pretty far,  But they’ve got planes and trains and cars,  I’d walk to you if I had no other way,  Our friends would all make fun of us,  And we'll just laugh along because,  We know that none of them have felt this way,  Delilah I can promise you,  That by the time that we get through,  The world will never ever be the same,  And you’re to blame.   Hey there Delilah you be good,  And don’t you miss me,  Two more years and you’ll be done with school,  And I'll be making history,  Like I do,  You’ll know it's all because of you,  We can do whatever we want to,  Hey there Delilah here's to you,  This one’s for you. 
Plain White Ts

one of the worst unimaginative cakes i've ever seen

it's not even sure what it is! "olympics rings" 

defensive?

died by thong

Queer: I hate that I missed your birthday.
Artsy girl: Brad, you were at my 21st birthday party. You gave me that paint-it-yourself Menorah.
Queer (laughing): Oh yeah... Did you ever paint it? Do you still have it?
Artsy girl: Actually, it broke. Lee gave me these thongs as a present, and they somehow got all tangled up and it fell...
Queer: Wait... Are you telling me my Menorah died by thong?

--M Train

everyone deserves a kiss that changes their world

exqualified

Bimbo looking at scoreboard: I think the "e" stands for "exqualifications" You know, for when a player is "exqualified".

--Yankees Stadium

pacman cookies!!

p.s. try gonuts donuts cookies. soooo good.

grumpy little angel

- bon's picture in paris

a cake of my favorite van gogh painting. genius!

oh damn, there goes my heart

Monday, November 24, 2008

Dazed and Confused - at 500 (UST editorial, The Varsitarian newspaper)

FIRST the good news: UST is back in the Top 500 of the Times Higher Education Supplement-Quancquarelli Symonds (THES-QS) listing of the world’s universities. The bad news: the survey has become even less credible. (??)

In the survey, Ateneo de Manila University pulled ahead of University of the Philippines to land 254th and become the top university in the country. This is not to disparage Ateneo, but how could an institution that’s barely an expanded liberal arts college and with only a smattering of degree programs tested by state licensure exams become the top Philippine university? (not to disparage this editorial, but this sentence does exactly what it is "trying" not to do: look down at Ateneo. mission accomplished)

According to the PRC, the best performing universities are UP and UST, 274th and somewhere in the 401-500 bracket in the Times list. In coverage and quality of programs, UP and UST are the top universities in the country. But alas, the Times survey does not really grade quality of programs and graduates. None of its indicators really address these.

UST and UP, which sport well-defined academic portfolios in various areas of higher learning, have branded as “problematic” the indicators which THES-QS employed in its survey. At face value, this argument seems sour-grapping (sour-graping), but their observation is neither old-man whining nor childish nag. The survey indicators – research quality, graduate employability, international outlook, and teaching quality – may not be problematic, but the methodology is.

The research quality criterion was hardly defined except through the academic peer-review (40 percent) and citation-per-faculty (20 percent) indicators. According to the THES-QS website, 3,703 who responded out of 190,000 academics who were asked to do the peer review selected up to 30 institutions from their region(s) that they considered as the best in the following areas: arts and humanities, engineering and information technology, life science and bio-medicine, natural sciences and social science.

By this token, how then could Ateneo have outscored UST, UP and De la Salle University (another 401-500 dweller) considering that the Jesuit-run institution could only claim as virtual academic strongholds at best the arts and humanities and social sciences vis-à-vis the three other universities, which not also excel in the same areas (between them, UP and UST have the most number of National Artists and Centers of Excellence in the humanities, for instance) but which also could claim expertise and prestige in the more formal sciences and in IT and engineering.

It may be that Ateneo managed to top the three other universities because of its research output, but the kind of output to justify “research quality” in the survey was never specified.

As in the case of citation per faculty, how come the THES-QS managed to rate the four universities when in fact it did not have pertinent (read: outdated) data to “factor” the “research performance” of the four universities “against the size of its research body?” Meanwhile, graduate employability was anchored on employer/recruiter review (10%). So what professions were checked for employability? Apparently they were professions that did not require licensure exams and weren’t in the more relevant science and engineering fields where UST products excel commendably here and abroad.

The key to all of these indicators is perception. Much depends in fact on how well a school presents and markets itself before its peers and to the world. As Clarita Carillo, the vice-rector for academic affairs, puts it, “The ranking impacts on the public image of UST.” While it is good that UST is back in the list, its relative distance from its peers should show that it has much catching up to do not so much in academic excellence but in marketing and public relations.

But even if it improves its public image, it’s doubtful if UST will improve its rankings in a survey in which, in Carillo’s very cautious remarks, “reservations (have been made) about its validity and reliability.”

Very telling is the fact that student-faculty ratio became the statistical buttress of the survey’s teaching-quality objective. As the THES-QS said in its website, “the higher the number of faculty per student, the higher the score.” In short, the indicator equates classroom size with quality instruction. In reality, of course, we know this does not necessarily reflect on the quality of instruction in a university. Ateneo may have fewer students per faculty but this is because only the rich can afford its high tuition. (??)

International outlook toward a university, gauged through the number of foreign faculty and students (5% each), again reeks of numerical irrelevance and perhaps a betrayal of reality. To be sure, who would want to study in a third-world university other than for reasons of geographical and cultural proximity and financial constraints?

The THES-QS said that for each indicator, the highest scoring institution was assigned a score of 100, and other institutions were calculated as a percentage of the top scorer, which Harvard University again attained for the nth time. How could Philippine universities compete with Harvard? As Carillo has noted, the survey did not consider the “local context of universities.”

In short, the survey was a questionable exercise at globalization. Sadly, Filipino education planners and managers missed out on the import and problematic aspects of the survey. Emmanuel Angeles, the new chair of the Commission on Higher Education, even said that should Philippine schools decide to advertise in Times publications and special projects, their rankings “would move forward.” Spoken in the tenor of an “enterprising” school teacher: “If you buy my sandwiches, you will get higher grades.”

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christ. i'll comment when i'm less offended.

nov 23

wtf

i love nights in the city

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

too much internetting

catch my attention

Obama Releases List of Approved Jokes About Himself

Saying he is "sympathetic to late night comedians' struggle to find jokes to make about me," Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill) today issued a list of official campaign-approved Barack Obama jokes. 

The five jokes, which Sen. Obama said he is making available to all comedians free of charge, are as follows: 

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil." 

A traveling salesman knocks on the door of a farmhouse, and much to his surprise, Barack Obama answers the door. The salesman says, "I was expecting the farmer's daughter." Barack Obama replies, "She's not here. The farm was foreclosed on because of subprime loans that are making a mockery of the American Dream." 

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" Barack Obama replies, "His jockey just lost his health insurance, which should be the right of all Americans." 

Q: What's black and white and red all over? 
Barack Obama: The New Yorker magazine, which should be embarrassed after publishing such a tasteless and offensive cover, which I reject and denounce. 

A Christian, a Jew and Barack Obama are in a rowboat in the middle of the ocean. Barack Obama says, "This joke isn't going to work because there's no Muslim in this boat."

Obama's use of complete sentences stirs controversy

In the first two weeks since the election, President-elect Barack Obama has broken with a tradition established over the past eight years through his controversial use of complete sentences, political observers say.

Millions of Americans who watched Mr. Obama's appearance on CBS's 60 Minutes on Sunday witnessed the president-elect's unorthodox verbal tick, which had Mr. Obama employing grammatically correct sentences virtually every time he opened his mouth.

But Mr. Obama's decision to use complete sentences in his public pronouncements carries with it certain risks, since after the last eight years many Americans may find his odd speaking style jarring.

According to presidential historian Davis Logsdon of the University of Minnesota, some Americans might find it "alienating" to have a president who speaks English as if it were his first language.

"Every time Obama opens his mouth, his subjects and verbs are in agreement," says Mr. Logsdon. "If he keeps it up, he is running the risk of sounding like an elitist."

The historian said that if Mr. Obama insists on using complete sentences in his speeches, the public may find itself saying, "Okay, subject, predicate, subject predicate -- we get it, stop showing off."

The president-elect's stubborn insistence on using complete sentences has already attracted a rebuke from one of his harshest critics, Gov. Sarah Palin of Alaska.

"Talking with complete sentences there and also too talking in a way that ordinary Americans like Joe the Plumber and Tito the Builder can't really do there, I think needing to do that isn't tapping into what Americans are needing also," she said.

Andy Borowitz is a comedian and writer whose work appears in The New Yorker and The New York Times, and at his award-winning humor site, BorowitzReport.com.

i find kristen stewart really interesting

her interviews, she seems really deep and out of it. which could translate to stoned. but she's not the typical hollywood starlet which i appreciate.

i loveee italy. everyone should visit italy!

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

looks like

White girl on cell: Okay, I'm going to sound crazy, but there's this Asian guy in one of my classes...and he looks just like Ashley...and I just want to run up and say "Can I take a picture of you? Because you look just like my black girlfriend!"

--Dorm Building, Cooper Union

whoa, siopao baby

or obesity baby? that can't be right...

blood elf hunter and draenei from the world of warcraft


haha, i play it, too! except with lots of cheats, coz i get impatient and competitive when i lose. haha!

Paper Art by Jennifer Collier

peter norman

the other man at the podium. wow.

When Tommie Smith and John Carlos gave a gloved Black Power salute on the Olympic podium in October 1968 it sent a shockwave through sport. But what happened to the other man on the platform?

Forty years ago, two black Americans, Tommie Smith and John Carlos, won gold and bronze medals in the 200m final at the Mexico Olympics, and used their time on the victory podium to protest with a Black Power salute.

The photograph of the two men with their heads bowed, each of them with an arm raised in the air and a fist clothed in a black leather glove, is one of the most striking images of the 20th Century.

Their actions caused havoc at the Games, ensuring the pair were ejected from the US Olympic team. But three men won medals in that race, and the consequences for the third athlete on the podium would be every bit as significant.

The silver medallist was a laid-back Australian, an up-and-coming runner called Peter Norman who, in the words of his coach, "blossomed like a cactus" when he got to Mexico. While observers expected the Americans to make a clean sweep of the 200m medals, Norman kept them interested by breaking the world record in the heats.

BLACK POWER SALUTE
Raised fist traditionally used as salute by left-wingers and radicals
Origins of gesture's adoption unknown
Fist symbols adopted by Black Panthers in the 1960s

An apprentice butcher from Melbourne, he had learned to run in a pair of borrowed spikes. More significantly, he had grown up in a Salvation Army family, with a set of simple but strong values instilled from an early age.

As his nephew Matt Norman, director of the new film, Salute, remembers: "The whole Norman family were brought up in the Salvos, so we knew we had to look after our fellow man, but that was about it."

In Mexico, that was enough for Norman, who felt compelled to join forces with his fellow athletes in their stand against racial inequality.

Peter Norman running a race
Norman was one of Australia's foremost athletes but was ostracised

The three were waiting for the victory ceremony when Norman discovered what was about to happen. It was Norman who, when John Carlos found he'd forgotten his black gloves, suggested the two runners shared Smith's pair, wearing one each on the podium.

And when, to the crowd's astonishment, they flung their fists in the air, the Australian joined the protest in his own way, wearing a badge from the Olympic Project for Human Rights that they had given him.

The repercussions for Norman were immediate. Seen as a trouble-maker who had lent a hand to those desecrators of the Olympic flag, he was ostracised by the Australian establishment. Despite qualifying 13 times over and being ranked fifth in the world, he was not sent to the following Munich games, where Australia had no sprinter for the first time in the Olympics. Norman retired soon afterwards without winning another title.

Sydney hope

Divorce and ill health all weighed down on him over the next few years. He suffered depression, drank heavily and grew addicted to painkillers after a lengthy hospital stay. During that time, he used his silver medal as a door-stop.

One of the things that kept him going was the hope that he would be welcomed and recognised at the Sydney Olympics. As his nephew puts it: "Then his life would have come full circle."

Peter Norman at the monument marking the salute
The US monument to the protest has an empty space

He was to be disappointed. In 2000, Peter Norman found himself the only Australian Olympian to be excluded from making a VIP lap of honour at the Games, despite his status as one of the best sprinters in the home country's history.

But the US athletics team were not going to ignore this omission. They invited Norman to stay at their own lodgings during the games, and welcomed him as one of their own. In an extraordinary turn of events, it was hurdling legend Ed Moses who greeted him at the door, and that year's 200m champion Michael Johnson who hugged him, saying: "You are my hero."

In 2004, Peter's nephew Matt started work on Salute, a documentary that, for the first time, brought all three athletes together in a room to tell their story of that day in Mexico.

Two years later, Peter had just seen the film for the first time and was about to embark on a publicity tour to the US when he had a heart attack and died. Tommie Smith and John Carlos, to whom he had always stayed close, travelled to Melbourne to act as pallbearers at his funeral, and remember their friend.

Empty place

"Peter didn't have to take that button [badge], Peter wasn't from the United States, Peter was not a black man, Peter didn't have to feel what I felt, but he was a man," says Carlos.

"He was that committed, and I didn't know that," adds Smith.

In 2004, a 23ft statue honouring Smith and Carlos was erected in San Jose State University. This huge replica shows each of them with their fists in the air, just as they stood four decades ago in Mexico.

The three men from the podium
Smith and Carlos were pallbearers at Norman's funeral

The place for the silver medallist is empty. It is where students and tourists stand to have their picture taken, when they want to take their place in sporting history.

In the film now being shown all over Australia, the absent athlete reflects on his legacy.

"I'm a firm believer that in a victory ceremony for the Olympics, there's three guys that stand up there, each one's been given about a square metre of God's earth to stand on, and what any one of the three choose to do with his little square metre at that stage is entirely up to him.

"If it hadn't been for that demonstration on that day, it would have just been another silver medal that Australia picked up along the line. No one would ever have heard of Peter Norman."

whoa, deep

got it from my friend's blog although it's not made by him

1 Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Even when there's not a prize in the bottom of the box.

2 Sometimes it's best to be completely blunt with people, as you used to be with relatives who wanted you to do something embarrassing or tedious for a cheap prize.

3 Asking questions is how you figure things out. Lots and lots of questions.

4 An older, wiser Gordie Lachance says in Stand By Me, "I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was 12." Lachance is right. The trick is to try to be the friend you were when you were 12: fun-loving and loyal, with no strings attached.

5 Playing is work. Approach your downtime with all the seriousness of a 5-year-old with a secret treasure map.

6 Real guys don't dip their toes in the water. They jump right in.

7 Girls have cooties. Well, the ones you meet in certain bars do, anyway.

8 You hated it when a grown-up told you, "We'll see." It's still unacceptable. Don't say it yourself.

9 The only way to know how something works is to completely disassemble it. (This is still good advice when tackling a complex problem. Your plasma TV? Not so much.)

10 There's a reason they don't give credit cards to 8-year-olds. You're supposed to save up money before you buy a new toy.

11 Your body was designed for running around, shooting hoops, and jumping off diving boards and stuff. In the secret language of children, the word "fitness" doesn't exist. It's called "having fun."

12 Your world can be half-real and half-imaginary.

13 Homework blows. Bring work home with you and it'll ruin your night. And your marriage. And your family. And your life.

14 Too much of anything will give you a tummy ache. Like, say, scotch.

15 If there's even the slightest doubt, hit the toilet before you leave.

16 The coolest adults were the ones who took the time to listen to you. You still want to grow up to be a cool adult, right?

17 Treasure Island, Dracula: The best books are consumed after dark with a flashlight.

18 Use adrenaline as your drug of choice. You don't need beer, pot, or cigarettes to have a good time.

19 Kissing a boy on the cheek is a big deal. Kissing his lips is an even bigger deal. Seeing him naked for the first time is a major, life-altering event.

20 Going after a target in the urinal makes the time whiz by.

21 Seeing a thunderstorm roll in is better than watching HDTV. And rain isn't something to curse, but to enjoy. Hurry up, before it clears.

i wonder how many highlighters i've used since i started law school...

really clever way to hide curb holes!


i'm going to go poetical

when babies yawn, it's like a flower opening. i have no idea why i feel that, but i do.

what a HORRIBLE cake.

dura lex sed lex

panda plunk

Monday, November 17, 2008

abe is happy

world of warcraft cosplay


well, apparently hot girls cosplay.

i don't quite get this ad

the love we deserve

'Meh': Apathetic expression enters dictionary

LONDON – At least someone is excited about "meh."

The expression of indifference or boredom has gained a place in the Collins English Dictionary after generating a surprising amount of enthusiasm among lexicographers.

Publisher HarperCollins announced Monday the word had been chosen from terms suggested by the public for inclusion in the dictionary's 30th anniversary edition, to be published next year.

The origins of "meh" are murky, but the term grew in popularity after being used in a 2001 episode of "The Simpsons" in which Homer suggests a day trip to his children Bart and Lisa.

"They both just reply 'meh' and keep watching TV," said Cormac McKeown, head of content at Collins Dictionaries.

The dictionary defines "meh" as an expression of indifference or boredom, or an adjective meaning mediocre or boring. Examples given by the dictionary include "the Canadian election was so meh."

The dictionary's compilers said the word originated in North America, spread through the Internet and was now entering British spoken English.

"This is a new interjection from the U.S. that seems to have inveigled its way into common speech over here," McKeown said. "Internet forums and e-mail are playing a big part in formalizing the spellings of vocal interjections like these. A couple of other examples would be 'hmm' and 'heh.'

"Meh" was selected by Collins after it asked people to submit words they use in conversation that are not in the dictionary. Other suggestions included jargonaut, a fan of jargon; frenemy, an enemy disguised as a friend; and huggles, a hybrid of hugs and snuggles.